Closure for unimportant things
Give your minor tragedy the major funeral it deserves.
Rest in Petty is a free comedy memorial maker for lost weekends, dead group chats, expired patience, ruined plans, missing leftovers, and every other inconvenience that deserves far more ceremony than it received.
Name the loss, choose an official cause of death, decide how dramatic the service should be, and create a personalized memorial you can download, print, or share. No account is required, and your memorial details stay in your browser unless you choose to share them.
The free memorial maker includes a finished portrait announcement and a private sharing link. The optional Deluxe Mourning Kit is designed to add high-resolution keepsakes, social sizes, a Certificate of Pettiness, and several completely unnecessary forms of closure once secure checkout is available.